MAKE BANANA GREAT AGAIN!

The 47th President of the United States of BANANA!

In a world where politics and primates collide, Trumape swings into office with one mission: make bananas great again! This larger-than-life, orange-haired, banana-loving leader doesn’t need debates—he just needs a few good vines to swing across the country and win hearts. Known for his infamous “banana tariffs” and speeches on “fruit sovereignty,” Trumape promises to peel back the corruption and go bananas for freedom.